Bang Si-hyuk, HYBE chairman and Source Music producer, shocked netizens today with his announcement that he had selected himself to become the new 3rd member of the music label’s newest girl group, LE SSERAFIM.
In an innocent effort to emit unprecedented levels of greenhouse-gasses in exchange for modest financial gains, poor K-pop label executives were subjected to a lot of harsh and hurtful comments by netizens about the label’s NFT ventures.
According to the announcement, the label’s idols will be burdened with the symptoms of long-COVID for the indefinite future, but fans shouldn’t confuse the overworked exhaustion and fainting with Nugu Entertainment Group’s torturous work cycles.
Stunning investors everywhere, Lee Soo-Man proudly announced at SM Entertainment’s latest quarterly earnings that half the world population had indeed become members of NCT.
Big Hit Entertainment, the k-pop powerhouse behind BTS, today announced to reporters that it would acquire the entire K-pop industry in an effort to remain a lucrative company in the days following BTS’ retirement.
Proud of themselves for confirming a long-held rumor on Jinyoung of GOT7 fame, Netizens today congratulated Jingyoung for signing with Big Hit Entertainment.
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