Bang Si-Hyuk Shocks Netizens as Newest Member of LE SSERAFIM
Bang Si-hyuk, HYBE chairman and Source Music producer, shocked netizens today with his announcement that he had selected himself to become the new 3rd member of the music label’s newest girl group, LE SSERAFIM.
Innocent Label Executives Hurt By Netizens’ Comments About Planet-Heating NFT Ventures
In an innocent effort to emit unprecedented levels of greenhouse-gasses in exchange for modest financial gains, poor K-pop label executives were subjected to a lot of harsh and hurtful comments by netizens about the label’s NFT ventures.
Citing Aging Concerns, Young Adult Becomes Too “Old” for K-pop Music
After living a full life to the elder age of 20, a self-aware netizen was found exiting K-pop fandom for becoming “too old” for the music. Despite never owning a mortgage, holding a full-time job, nor completing her junior year of college, the geriatric netizen had reached that critical milestone where she had to find new music to impress acquaintances in small talk.
No Member Of ATEEZ Has Any Idea At How They Sailed Into NMIXX’s Debut Music Video
After carefully navigating around the treacherous waters of KWANGYA, and barely surviving a swash-buckling bout with the members of EVERGLOW, the dimension-traveling members of ATEEZ are reportedly at a loss for how they arrived in NMIXX’s debut music video.
Sensing Waning Publicity, Nugu Label Forces Idols To Test Positive for COVID-19
According to the announcement, the label’s idols will be burdened with the symptoms of long-COVID for the indefinite future, but fans shouldn’t confuse the overworked exhaustion and fainting with Nugu Entertainment Group’s torturous work cycles.
After Losing Space Race to Musk, Bezos Sets Sights on LOONAVERSE
After failed attempts by Blue Origin to reach orbit, and continued efforts to sue his way to the moon, Amazon’s former CEO announced a new initiative to be the first billionaire to reach the LOOΠΔVERSE.
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