SAN FRANCISCO–After living a full life to the elder age of 20, a self-aware netizen was found exiting K-pop fandom for becoming “too old” for the music. Despite never owning a mortgage, holding a full-time job, nor completing her junior year of college, the geriatric netizen had reached that critical milestone where she had to find new music to impress acquaintances in small talk.
“I’m almost at the point where I can legally buy alcohol—which means it’s practically time for me to retire and live out my remaining years listening to jazz or something.”
Sources confirmed that on multiple occasions fellow netizens were forced to remind the 20-year-old of her hag status for being able to drive a car, and for being practically the same age as K-pop idols.
Commenting on how rare it was to see someone age so gracefully, elder millennial onlookers later confirmed that afternoon with how impressed they were that the 20-year-old netizen took public transit home all by herself. “Aw, look at her, she’s going on a whole big trip, and she doesn’t need her parents or anything!”
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