Big Hit Entertainment, the k-pop powerhouse behind BTS, today announced to reporters that it would acquire the entire K-pop industry in an effort to remain a lucrative company in the days following BTS’ retirement.
After reacting to k-pop music videos for the last five years, a veteran youtuber surprised subscribers by providing his first authentic reaction to a k-pop music video.
All 502 citizens of Mavoru are very proud to have been part of this historic achievement, particularly the 3 BTS fans who flew into the small country to set up iTunes accounts for the residents. Life has been tough for the Mavoruans after 15 hurricanes wrecked their shores this past year, but streaming Dynamite 24 hours a day will be sure to cheer them up.
“Look, leader RM has a fair point,” said former president-elect Joe Biden. “The mob insurrectionists who stormed the nation’s capital in an ultimate act of white privilege doesn’t represent America – or at least represent the worst parts of it. But you know who brings out the best of American virtues?” Diamondback Joe questioned as he pushed up an additional pair of aviator sunglasses on top of the aviator sunglasses already on his face, “BTS.”
Bang Si-hyuk, CEO and founder of Big Hit Entertainment, commented that the move builds on BTS’ continuing legacy. At recent award shows, BTS was selected for Best Male Group, Leaders of the Free World, and Human Representatives at the Galactic Federation of Planets.
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