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😍😍 Rosé Shows Everyone How Ugly American Fashion Could Be—For a Second Time!😍😍

NEW YORK CITY—Blackpink’s Rosé paved the way for a major K-pop milestone at tonight’s Met Gala. Against Met Gala tradition of dawning new attire that matches the tone of the exhibit’s theme, Rosé was seen wearing the same unintersting dress as shown in a recent YSL photoshoot. Dawning the exact same accessories and sad white bow from the shoot, the K-pop star showed worldwide fashion leaders that you can get away with wearing the most uncreative dresses just because you’re gorgeous. At the time of reporting, a video complimenting Rosé original look had reached 4 million views.

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BurgerBlinks Start ‘Beef’ with McARMYs

MIDDLE ‘MERICA—Continuing the eternal battle over who paved the way first, Blackpink Blinks started ‘beef’ with BTS ARMYS today by proclaiming that their band were the true forerunners for fast-food-associated K-pop brand deals. “Burger King was the first to exploit our fandom for profit,” one Blink explained in an online forum. “And now BTS ARMYS want to say they paved the way first?”

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Netizens cancel Irene for not being immaculate Jesus

In an act of justified self-righteousness, netizens have today taken action against Irene of Red Velvet fame for being human just like everyone else. After offering a genuine apology for making mistakes and pledging to improve the content of her character, netizens shot back at Irene indicating that it was wrong of her for attempting to correct her mistakes. “We were going to attack Irene either way, apology or not” explained one netizen who evidently bears no sin.

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Dreamcatcher cultists’ fanchants mistakenly summon inter-dimensional portal

Gasping as an emerging shadow slowly began to engulf a 1900s photograph of the pre-debut members of Dreamcatcher, an acolyte in the InSomnia cult confirmed with onsite reporters that the darkness had indeed finally awakened, just as the ancestors had foretold. “You fools. The instruction label that came with these new glowsticks warned what would happen if you screamed. The dark mistresses – they rise. And for the first time in our history, they have broken free from the shackles of the abyss.”