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Netizens cancel Irene for not being immaculate Jesus

In an act of justified self-righteousness, netizens have today taken action against Irene of Red Velvet fame for being human just like everyone else. After offering a genuine apology for making mistakes and pledging to improve the content of her character, netizens shot back at Irene indicating that it was wrong of her for attempting to correct her mistakes. “We were going to attack Irene either way, apology or not” explained one netizen who evidently bears no sin.

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Dreamcatcher cultists’ fanchants mistakenly summon inter-dimensional portal

Gasping as an emerging shadow slowly began to engulf a 1900s photograph of the pre-debut members of Dreamcatcher, an acolyte in the InSomnia cult confirmed with onsite reporters that the darkness had indeed finally awakened, just as the ancestors had foretold. “You fools. The instruction label that came with these new glowsticks warned what would happen if you screamed. The dark mistresses – they rise. And for the first time in our history, they have broken free from the shackles of the abyss.”