After living a full life to the elder age of 20, a self-aware netizen was found exiting K-pop fandom for becoming “too old” for the music. Despite never owning a mortgage, holding a full-time job, nor completing her junior year of college, the geriatric netizen had reached that critical milestone where she had to find new music to impress acquaintances in small talk.
Things got heated on Twitter last night as one Blink-detective discovered that a girl named Park Bom covered Rosé’s song “U&I.”
It’s a well-known rule of the internet that you’re not allowed to say anything nuanced or constructive about the worldwide phenonmenon known as BTS. But, today, in a flip to the historical out-for-blood fandom which perfected the art of doxxing and harassment, ARMYs offered a reward for anyone – litterally anyone – brave enough to say that “Permission to Dance” was actually a good song.
It’s a well-known fact that high music video views are a direct indication of music quality and artistic merit. At least, that’s according to latest commentary by netizens commenting on one of the world’s top trending song on YouTube.
Promising to do better next time for their disappointing actions of assuming basic human decency when walking around in public as an idol, members of NCT DREAM were found apologizing to an unruly mob of saesang fans.
ARMYs everywhere lamented that today is the last day they can enjoy Nuggets, Medium Fries, and a Coke from the world’s largest purveyor of processed foods.
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