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A performer who has shared venues with asian idols like Miyavi, DJ Peter Lo spins a variety of music including Top 40s, Electronic Dance, Hip Hop, and Asian Pop. A 2ne1 Blackjack fan, DJ Peter Lo seizes every opportunity to spread K-pop like a cult for party-rocking crowds.
[BREAKING] JYP on GOT7 disbandment: “It’s hard to confirm fire with all the smoke in the way.”
“Who heard anything about GOT7 disbanding?” After seeing all reporters’ hands simultaneously go up, the company founder and executive defensively remarked, “Look, it’s hard to tell if there’s a fire here with all the smoke in the way.”
Jungkook walks away from explosion after destroying ARMY fans with blonde hair
“Yoongi has returned,” commented one netizen. “Namjoon has a mullet. Jimin has brown hair. And Jungkook walks away from explosions without looking back.”
Due to Immense Rally Size, Members of BTS Sworn-in as Leaders of the Free World
“Look, leader RM has a fair point,” said former president-elect Joe Biden. “The mob insurrectionists who stormed the nation’s capital in an ultimate act of white privilege doesn’t represent America – or at least represent the worst parts of it. But you know who brings out the best of American virtues?” Diamondback Joe questioned as he pushed up an additional pair of aviator sunglasses on top of the aviator sunglasses already on his face, “BTS.”
BLACKPINK’s Lisa to Reprise Her Role as Emotionally Abusive Asian Tiger Mom on iQIYI ‘Youth With You’ Survival Show
“Why can’t you dance better? I told you to smile but you just ignore my words and you just -? You’ll never be like your cousins who debuted with CUBE, JYP or YG,” said Lisa after evaluating a B+ performance from survival show competitors. “You don’t have to be sorry to me, you just have to be sorry to all your fellow contestants, show producers, and the millions of watchers of this show. Apologize to them.”
“He Got Me,” said JYP over Failed Yugyeom Contract Negotiations. “That AOMG Jay Park Boomed Me”
Veteran performer and label executive Park Jin-young (JYP) was found huddled behind a computer monitor in a dimly lit room whispering his name to himself after a series of failed contract negotiations to retain Yugyeom within GOT7.
“He got me,” JYP said of Jay Park’s rumored signing of Yugyeom to the AOMG label. “That AOMG Jay Park boomed me.”
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