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SUNMI Fans: “We weren’t that big of fans of DK ShowMaker, but since he likes her, we’ll like him too.”

After completing a detailed coaching session from Sunmi to use fingerhearts instead of peace/v-signs, DK ShowMaker did his best to sabotage himself over a positive publicity opportunity he had with the nation’s beloved idol. In a petty comment following an episode of Showmakers, DK ShowMaker remarked, “Frankly, I wasn’t that big of a fan of SUNMI’s; but she said that she likes me so I felt an obligation to remark that I liked her too in a half-ass effort appease her fans.” Following the statement from the e-sports competitor, SUNMI fans echoed his remarks, indicating that they weren’t that big fan of fans of DK ShowMaker, but since he likes her, they’ll like him too.

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Too late to pull out and over-invested, JYPE and YGE pretend like Zepeto is still a thing

Despite obvious signs of waning popularity, JYPE and YGE today held a press conference announcing that they would be doubling down on their misplaced commitment to the Zepeto platform. Known for it’s creepy 3D animated versions of people who like to share their personal data and likeness with strangers online, Zepeto is an app that was popular for an entire two weeks back in 2018.

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Faced With Budget Cuts, YG Entertainment Holds First-Ever Battle Royale Audition Survivor Show

Riding off the popularity of audition survivor shows and facing a growing inability to adequately support artists already under its label, YG Entertainment today announced that it would hold the k-pop industry’s first-ever Battle Royale Hunger Games. As the first of its kind, this new audition survivor show will force idols under YG Ent to violently end each others’ careers until only Jennie remains, as part of the struggling label’s effort to become a profitable company once again.

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Netizens cancel Irene for not being immaculate Jesus

In an act of justified self-righteousness, netizens have today taken action against Irene of Red Velvet fame for being human just like everyone else. After offering a genuine apology for making mistakes and pledging to improve the content of her character, netizens shot back at Irene indicating that it was wrong of her for attempting to correct her mistakes. “We were going to attack Irene either way, apology or not” explained one netizen who evidently bears no sin.