After living a full life to the elder age of 20, a self-aware netizen was found exiting K-pop fandom for becoming “too old” for the music. Despite never owning a mortgage, holding a full-time job, nor completing her junior year of college, the geriatric netizen had reached that critical milestone where she had to find new music to impress acquaintances in small talk.
After carefully navigating around the treacherous waters of KWANGYA, and barely surviving a swash-buckling bout with the members of EVERGLOW, the dimension-traveling members of ATEEZ are reportedly at a loss for how they arrived in NMIXX’s debut music video.
According to the announcement, the label’s idols will be burdened with the symptoms of long-COVID for the indefinite future, but fans shouldn’t confuse the overworked exhaustion and fainting with Nugu Entertainment Group’s torturous work cycles.
“They just turned 16 (Korean age), so they’re at that difficult age when their audience has dwindled to just a few of her fellow female teens and a frightening number of male incel sasaengs,” explained TWICE-member Nayeon, who chuckled as she recalled going through her own girl group growing pains, which she described as flirting between the two extremes of “sweet and innocent” and “fresh, eroticized fodder for the male gaze.”
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