Month: January 2021

companies

Faced With Budget Cuts, YG Entertainment Holds First-Ever Battle Royale Audition Survivor Show

Riding off the popularity of audition survivor shows and facing a growing inability to adequately support artists already under its label, YG Entertainment today announced that it would hold the k-pop industry’s first-ever Battle Royale Hunger Games. As the first of its kind, this new audition survivor show will force idols under YG Ent to violently end each others’ careers until only Jennie remains, as part of the struggling label’s effort to become a profitable company once again.

Fandom Girl Groups

Netizens cancel Irene for not being immaculate Jesus

In an act of justified self-righteousness, netizens have today taken action against Irene of Red Velvet fame for being human just like everyone else. After offering a genuine apology for making mistakes and pledging to improve the content of her character, netizens shot back at Irene indicating that it was wrong of her for attempting to correct her mistakes. “We were going to attack Irene either way, apology or not” explained one netizen who evidently bears no sin.

Meta

[BREAKING] Multiple K-pop news sites simultaneously become the No. 1 source for k-pop

As netizens from around the world increasingly turn to digital media to stay apprised of hallyu news, numerous western-affiliated k-pop news websites issued press announcements claiming their spot as the No. 1 source for K-pop news. “Today marks an important milestone for us in hallyu journalism and entertainment news,” explained one k-pop news network that was founded 2 days ago. “From our very founding, we described ourselves as the #1 site for k-pop news, and we’re proud to stand by our arbitrary metric which allows us to maintain this statement.”