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Netizens cancel Irene for not being immaculate Jesus

In an act of justified self-righteousness, netizens have today taken action against Irene of Red Velvet fame for being human just like everyone else. After offering a genuine apology for making mistakes and pledging to improve the content of her character, netizens shot back at Irene indicating that it was wrong of her for attempting to correct her mistakes. "We were going to attack Irene either way, apology or not" explained one netizen who evidently bears no sin.

SEOUL—In an act of justified self-righteousness, netizens have today taken action against Irene of Red Velvet fame for being human just like everyone else. After offering a genuine apology for making mistakes and pledging to improve the content of her character, netizens shot back at Irene indicating that it was wrong of her for attempting to correct her mistakes.

“We were going to attack Irene either way, apology or not” explained one netizen who evidently bears no sin. “I sure hope Irene feels bad about herself. As netizens, we’re here to make sure that she feels like she can do nothing right – regardless of her objective ability to do so as a young professional.”

When reporters asked about the toxic internet culture surrounding Goo Hara and Sulli, netizens were suddenly unavailable for comment.

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