Big Hit Entertainment, the k-pop powerhouse behind BTS, today announced to reporters that it would acquire the entire K-pop industry in an effort to remain a lucrative company in the days following BTS’ retirement.
Proud of themselves for confirming a long-held rumor on Jinyoung of GOT7 fame, Netizens today congratulated Jingyoung for signing with Big Hit Entertainment.
Not realizing that he was simply typecast to advance a contrived love-triangle, a K-drama second male lead was found making all the right moves to engender a healthy romantic relationship with the show’s main love interest. “It’s more important that I show a selfless kind of love, protecting her even when she does not yet know her real identity,” the second male lead said to himself. “I’ll be there for her to help her in pivotal plot points, but be mature enough to step out of the picture when first male lead makes a forced appearance.”
After completing a detailed coaching session from Sunmi to use fingerhearts instead of peace/v-signs, DK ShowMaker did his best to sabotage himself over a positive publicity opportunity he had with the nation’s beloved idol. In a petty comment following an episode of Showmakers, DK ShowMaker remarked, “Frankly, I wasn’t that big of a fan of SUNMI’s; but she said that she likes me so I felt an obligation to remark that I liked her too in a half-ass effort appease her fans.” Following the statement from the e-sports competitor, SUNMI fans echoed his remarks, indicating that they weren’t that big fan of fans of DK ShowMaker, but since he likes her, they’ll like him too.
Despite obvious signs of waning popularity, JYPE and YGE today held a press conference announcing that they would be doubling down on their misplaced commitment to the Zepeto platform. Known for it’s creepy 3D animated versions of people who like to share their personal data and likeness with strangers online, Zepeto is an app that was popular for an entire two weeks back in 2018.
When rumors emerged indicating that #BinJin had a +1, netizens were shocked by how real the chemistry of the actors were – both on and off the camera.
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